Aloha!J'emapelle NightmareKat! Tu parle au francis? Moi parle au francis! J'aime le hockey le ordiantor et le jeux video! Je parle 2 languige francis et anglais. Je formidable! Okay time to get down to bisness. I've only recently learned to speak french. As some can say I'm not exactly fluent but close. I've also recently gave up my dream of becoming a flash artist,due to the
fact that I have a short attention span and to the fact that I'm next to dead broke and can't afford it. Of course I've found something else to pass the time.My mind can be extremely random at points of time so I'm taking it out on you sheezyartist by making...Drum role plz! Random short stories! Hahahahahhahhahahaha...Ha!
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Story with no piticular plot line whatsoeverposted Apr 20th 2007, 11:27AM
Mood: Disturbed
Music: Lalalaalalalalalallallalala
One day i was walking down the street when i saw a weasel! So i kept on walking down the street. When suddenly the weasel started to speak "Come back here and i'll give you 2.5 wishes,walk away and you will suffer!" So i started to walk away just to piss off the weasel. The weasel then used his magic to turn me into a giant subway samwhich! "Proceed with your wishes o samwhich one." The weasel gave with a chuckle. So I began to wish. First i wished that i was a human again.No brainer! Then i wished for a fridge with a portal to another demision! The weasel began to talk again " Which part is your 2nd wish and which part is you .5 part?" The wish granting weasel sounded confused. I told the weasel the portal was the second wish and he conjured up my wish. When I had opened the fridge it was horrible! A nightmare in itself! The damn fridge was empty! The weasel chuckled "After this you'd probally spell refidgerator o-i-c-u-r-m-t." So what I did to give that wise crackin weasel his was I took it to a professional football and quickly replaced the ball for the opening kickoff with that ass (donkey) of a weasel! Rumor has it that the weasels' on mars now. But who cares! When I had gotten back from the nearest super market to fill my portal fridge, I had dissided that it was time to take the portal for a test run...